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Weapon of Mass Destruction

abbr:WMD

n:
1: A really destructive weapon that Iraq doesn't, didn't and will never have.
2: A really big dick
3: A shit that makes a really loud noise when it splashes

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
opp: be peaceful
1: Throw a nuclear bomb or something really destructive somewhere
2: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction)
3: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation)

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
syn: perform a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman
2: When you shit too hard you wake up the entire family on a Christmas Night

through masturbation
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Acting in a porno performing a Weapon of Mass Destruction
2: Acting in a great movie that's for certain to win an Oscar
3: Acting in an awful movie that's for certain not to even get a viewer
4: Acting in a comedy

adj:
1: A jerk/someone who hurts people's feelings
n:
1:Iraq doesn't have any Weapons of Mass Destruction.
2:She likes my Weapon of Mass Destruction.
3:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Harry Truman threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction to Japan.
2:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
3:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction on my desk!

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
2:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

through masturbation
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation on my desk!

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Did you hear that Dick acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction?
2:Tom Cruise has acted in quite a few Weapons of Mass Destruction.
3:I've acted in so many Weapons of Mass Destruction that I want to fucking die!
4:Harry Klynn, Greek comedian, has of course acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

adj:
1:John is a fucking Weapon of Mass Destruction!
by greekmadlad March 30, 2024
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Destruction

Destruction = Ash /Asher /Ass /River /little pickle / Smash. If you know anyone or you have any of these names / nicknames, you're obliged to describe yourself of destruction
"Hey, *any of thoses names*, hru."

"oh jeez man, I just cut off my ear"

"WHAT"

"I was trying to pierce it but i fucked up, I am fucking destruction."
and also

"Hey, hows it going."

"I have a bald spot."

"Bro, what."

"I made a fuckie wuckie, destruction is my middle name"
by smashlovesscream January 22, 2024
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a complete and utter destruction of the senses

a song made by a one member band known as heaven pierce her, whos one member is known as hakita. it appears in hit game ultrakill in the level 1-2.
"hey do you listen to a complete and utter destruction of the senses"
"yes, i like a complete and utter destruction of the senses. it's a great song"
by boykisser99 June 30, 2023
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Barcode Destruction

This is when you have enhanced the power to leave the store without Paying for the product(s).
He must have got barcode destruction.
by Judy forehead December 22, 2020
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Promotion-destruction

Where someone, or something promotes somewhere or something to the point where scum bags find out about it and destroy / ruin it.
Guy 1: dude, i'm thinking of moving to Indianapolis i've heard its a nice place.

Guy 2: where did you see that?

Guy 1: a news article

Guy 2: don't move there now. they are committing Promotion-destruction
by Mycreativename May 6, 2013
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Destructive nostalgia

Excessive amount of nostalgia and grieving for the past to the point where present and the future becomes irrelevant for the person. This can be mostly caused by lack of happiness in the present and depression. The name destructive comes from the fact it causes destruction of the future due to being demotivated to do anything for it.
Patient: "The present and future has nothing for me, the brightness of my lost past is corroding my mind."
Therapist: "That sounds like destructive nostalgia."
by realsvr March 11, 2021
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Destructions

A booklet, sometimes written in several languages, that details in confusing terms how to assemble something.
I used the destructions to put the entertainment center together and now the TV won't fit in it.
by AtticusJ July 6, 2016
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