The secret stash of liquor, vodka, whiskey, etc., that is stored in one's desk to pull out and drink as needed for extremely stressful days at the office.
by The_Sunn May 19, 2017

Her desk-flowers were an unexpected surprise and not only
brightened up her day, but the entire office as well.
brightened up her day, but the entire office as well.
by EASYFLOWERS May 16, 2016

by LesterLopaz November 13, 2019

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.
by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009

by Mr Lemonstine1 September 4, 2018

“How’s it going?”
“Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”
“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”
“Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”
“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”
by unhingedhoodoo May 19, 2024

The act of edging while sitting at your desk. This can be done by yourself, or with a partner as long as you don't lose your edging streak.
by airconditioner22 June 4, 2024
