drive it like you stole it

Drive fast; drive as if you stole the car and the police are after you.

If you are not here in ten minutes, I'm leaving without you. So put the pedal to the metal and drive it like you stole it.

by Albert February 15, 2004

profit-driven company

The least profitable thing in the world run by people who are out of touch with their own emotions and will never probably never understand what life is really for.

You’d be hard-pressed to find anything less profitable than a profit-driven company.

by kabukulator September 15, 2011

drive-by yelling

Yelling random stuff at people from a moving car at people walking down the street or standing at a bus stop. Always done by hilarious people riding together who think this is the most hilarious thing to do on the face of the earth.

Guy in car drive-by yelling at other guy standing at the bus stop: "Second class citizen!!!!!"
Guy at bus stop (pretends not to notice)
Other passengers in car: "Dude, you're the best, haw haw haw."

by daboha April 16, 2010

Drive by Splooging

The process of driving by a prostitute, unrolling the window to make an offer, and when she leans into the car you shoot a load in her face and drive away.

You could tell by the goo on her face that SQUARE ASS had just been a victim of another DRIVE BY SPLOOGING

by YES! October 22, 2004

special delivery

when you take a dump on somebodys front steps, or on their property, especialy their mailbox.

i hate that fucker down the street so we gave him a special delivery last night.

by nick, aka "toast", aka "sir charles", aka "crazy ass mafia italian boy" March 2, 2004

Cheers Drive

A bristolian term from the people of Bristol. For when they get off of a bus and thank the driver kindly.

Stacy: ring (bus bell)
Bus Driver: have a nice day
Stacy: Cheers drive!

by jessbristol January 17, 2012

drivers test

20 min of your life where u actually have to drive perfectly. aka known as 20 min of hell

Driving Examiner: im sorry u have failed ur drivers test because back at that stop light over there I believe u proceeded to take ur left hand off the wheel and that is not safe my friend.
Guy taking the test: Alright?
Driving Examiner: U also were going 35.5 in a 35 mph zone

by labigsnoopac January 18, 2013