Dense Cabbage

What you call someone after you correct them

"5 + 5 is like 8 or something so-"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"

by Dinfindandong March 3, 2022

dense cunt

An Australian insult that adds description to cunt.

Shut the fuck up, ya dense cunt

by bobbybobson68 September 22, 2019

Dense Dump

A turd so dense it sinks and disappears into the toilet.

I just took a dense dump; didn't even have to flush.

by Captain Shatton Spatapon December 2, 2013

Dense Breast

Like bags of sand. Often mistaken for implants, even on close inspection. The bane of mamographers everywhere.

Break out the MRI, we've got a real dense breast here.

by flippant_gibberish October 27, 2016

Dense Cabbage

A weird word for an idiot

“You dense cabbage”

by PigIA July 18, 2019

Dense breast

This is what Google translate comes up with for the British insult of calling someone a "thick tit"

Gee, that Tony Abbott is one dense breast.

by badbull November 2, 2016

Dense Breast

Excessively full and firm breasts

Bro, was Payton's rack as nice in person as her nudes?
Yeah man, she has dense breasts.

by KuntMurphy September 30, 2016