dense

When someone says dense, they mean stupid. If someone is dense, they don’t understand simple common sense or can’t understand an easy topic. They say dense because you’re brain is too dense with stuff so you don’t think right.

Mark: I can’t find where my car keys are.

Jack: Are you dense bro? They are right in front of you

by badowshoo May 24, 2019

dense

a) an insult used to dehumanise and ruin self-esteem when not employed in an ironic or sarcastic tone.

b) refers to the incompetence of someone to express their real feelings and is rather hiding behind their keyboard if used over snap chat particularly.

My boyfriend of six months just texted me saying "you are ugly and my parents think you are dense" five months after we broke up.

He called me "dense" on snap chat chat, so I roasted his liver.

by uglyanddensechamps May 27, 2019

dense

when a callums too lazy to decode a simple message and realise the truth

stop being so dense

by callum you arse September 17, 2019

Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020

deansdale

A passionate person that is really cool

DAMN that guy guy is a deansdale

by Niggasajd September 28, 2020

deangellis

someone who is loving and caring. very very feisty and is very overprotective of her things. keeps two important things to her by her side: bestfriend and food.

deangellis is really really scary but funny to be around. Watch out for deangellis!!!

by Renea' Is Bae November 8, 2020

Deans still fit

A group of “mean girls” that are often sly to members of Winstanley college

Oh look there’s deans still fit... what knob heads

by Deans still fit December 21, 2020