Skip to main content

Edward Cullen

A Sparklepire from Stephanie Meyer's 'Twilight' series, a 108-year-old virgin who makes pubescent girls horny.

His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him.

Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he ~*SPARKLES*~ too!
Fangirl 1: LYKE zOMG EDWARD CULLEN IS TTLY MY HUSBAND~!

Fangirl 2: INORITE~ :DDD

Me: -reading Harry Potter- Well, good luck finding boyfriends, freaking Twitards.

Fangirl 3: LYKE OMG UR JUST A HATR~

Me: -facepalm-
by ~Otaku_Poptart~ May 31, 2010
mugGet the Edward Cullen mug.

Cullen Curse

A curse carried by all who have the Cullen name, by blood or marriage, usually resulting in financial or bodily disaster, often when least expected, disrupting plans and devastating all parties involved.
It's the Cullen Curse again!
by TC February 4, 2004
mugGet the Cullen Curse mug.
Related Words
Cullens cull Cully Cullenism Culley Cullan Cullet cullins Cullinaning cullowhee

Cullowhee

A awesome little down in the Valley of the North Carolina Mountians that is home to one of the greatest College Marching bands in the Country. App State wishes they could get on Western's level.
Cullowhee is soo kick ass it blows my mind.
by Guardgirlie1818 November 8, 2011
mugGet the Cullowhee mug.

Edward Cullen

A a sparkling fairy trying to pass for a badass vampire, but failing miserably.
fangirl: Edward Cullen is so amazing.

randomperson: Yeah, I guess he's an okay fairy. Not all too bright, though.
by twilightshouldgodie August 3, 2010
mugGet the Edward Cullen mug.

Edward Cullen

1. The horrible, ugly, smug vampire from Twilight, that makes you wish that teenage girls had taste in men.

2. Exclamation of disgust.
1. Edward Cullen should die, but whatever. He's not even real.

2. You think that modern pop music is better than classic rock? Well, Edward Cullen to you, I say!
by StarshineTrip May 15, 2009
mugGet the Edward Cullen mug.

cullenitis

an annoying affliction characterized by the unrequited love for the gaunt, homely, shiny creature that is Edward Cullen
My daughter is suffering from an extreme form of cullenitis
by wordlover81 February 7, 2010
mugGet the cullenitis mug.

Cullinaning

becoming a waste of a life, as drew says. also, a waste of a person. this "man" does absolutely nothing with his life besides roam around the deserted hallways of hanover high during class and puff the magic dragon
alex cullinan is cullinaning again, look drew there he is sleeping/roaming/high/drunk
by c-dav May 19, 2004
mugGet the Cullinaning mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email