One who dedicates their Soul to Crystals. They enjoy, and appreciate the shine, glow, and structure of any Crystal.
by Crystal Soul May 27, 2017

Ender crystal is a minecraft most bigger explosion,very big than creeper or TNT.The Ender crystal can be found in The End demension.
by Tnt567 July 15, 2019

a meth lab
by ninjaweiner April 15, 2012

A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.
My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.
by coffecrispaddict August 21, 2023

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.
P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."
by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021

The most kind individual that goes out of their way to make everyone happy but probably suffers from trauma. She did lend me $5 once.
by Candyberry518 June 6, 2021

Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.
*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016
