Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.
*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016
Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.
by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017
by the true name of james gimson October 05, 2022
a meth lab
by ninjaweiner February 17, 2012
One who dedicates their Soul to Crystals. They enjoy, and appreciate the shine, glow, and structure of any Crystal.
by Crystal Soul May 08, 2017
When smoking crystal meth and your partner/significant other or your side butch/dude is giving you head.... duhhh
That bitch was giving me crystal head
by Rozak April 09, 2018
A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.
My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.
by coffecrispaddict August 21, 2023