1. An American country singer best known for her 1977 hit song, "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".
2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.
2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.
by Prestonblue September 5, 2013
Get the Crystal Galemug. When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.
P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."
by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021
Get the Crystal Ballingmug. One who dedicates their Soul to Crystals. They enjoy, and appreciate the shine, glow, and structure of any Crystal.
by Crystal Soul May 27, 2017
Get the crystal soulmug. Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.
by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017
Get the Crystal Palacemug. a meth lab
by ninjaweiner April 15, 2012
Get the Crystal cribmug. The most kind individual that goes out of their way to make everyone happy but probably suffers from trauma. She did lend me $5 once.
by Candyberry518 June 6, 2021
Get the crystal Rosemug. When someone takes a straw, fills it with pop rocks, inserts it in ones anus and then proceeds to blow in the other end.
by BraziarK September 28, 2019
Get the Crystallized Cavernsmug.