crystal geyser

Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.

*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
"Mary's pussy is so wet, I bet she crystal geysers"
by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016
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crystal head

When smoking crystal meth and your partner/significant other or your side butch/dude is giving you head.... duhhh
That bitch was giving me crystal head
by Rozak April 09, 2018
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crystal soul

One who dedicates their Soul to Crystals. They enjoy, and appreciate the shine, glow, and structure of any Crystal.
Boy: This cave is covered in Crystals! I'm so excited, I'd call myself a Crystal Soul!
by Crystal Soul May 08, 2017
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Crystal Palace

Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.
"You're drinking Crystal Palace? Why not just huff glue?"
by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017
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Crystal palace

The best club to grace the earth
The best club in the world is Crystal palace
by the true name of james gimson October 05, 2022
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Crystal crib

by ninjaweiner February 17, 2012
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booty crystals

When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.
Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.
by Girraffaelll69 June 13, 2015
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