Crunchy Cooch

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean

Hey crunchy cooch

by Crosseyed September 10, 2020

Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me May 25, 2018

crunchy

pretends to love nature but not actually

She's just being crunchy; she doesn't actually hike

by trying_always February 18, 2021

Crunchy

granola or hippie. Used by unstable children or as a joke. Describes anything that's crunchy perfectly.

Mom-"Are you an IPad kid?"
Me-"Yes?"
Mom-"Dang, you do be crunchy then"

by Pikasio February 25, 2022

Crunchy Energy

When you're on the tipping point of pushing a good time into a chaotic night. Going from tipsy to wasted.

We were all feeling it and having a good time but Sarah has crunchy energy.

by Trexlady November 4, 2023

crunchy biscut

when your crinkle then get fucked

Hey you wanna crunchy biscut sometime

by crunchy biscut November 16, 2021

Crunchy Oat Square

Trump rally attendees with a chip on their shoulder.

I'm not ISIS you Crunchy Oat Square!

by LifetotallyCereal September 30, 2016