faucet crotch

when a girl, usually "in the mood," gets really, really wet in her crotch.

Joe: Man I was with this girl last night. We started making out and she got faucet crotch really bad.
Bob: Dude! I love it when that happens!
Joe: Damn straight skippy.

by Jeffrey James July 23, 2008

crotch gremlins

Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.

Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.

by tikimon September 21, 2005

crotch cork

Another name for a tampon; feminine product.

"Can you spare a crotch cork and a gallon of ice cream? It's that time of the month!"

by Blonde Amazon June 3, 2016

Crotch Almonds

Testes, Testicles

Milica kicked James right in the crotch almonds.

by Niinaaaa July 30, 2017

leather crotch

A woman with a vagina so used that it turns the inner walls into leather when not in use it gets hard like a leather glove but when wet it loosens up and mends like a wet leather glove

Man Felicia has a leather crotch she's such a hoe

by intheknow337 April 22, 2015

belly crotch

When a females abdomen and vagina meet as one; another word for gunt.

Look at the size of that woman's belly crotch; gunt

by danni marie July 12, 2012

Knee Crotch

The space behind your knee connecting your thigh, knee and calf together.

My knee crotch is sweaty.

by Ai Laik Octavia April 25, 2019