faucet crotch

when a girl, usually "in the mood," gets really, really wet in her crotch.

Joe: Man I was with this girl last night. We started making out and she got faucet crotch really bad.
Bob: Dude! I love it when that happens!
Joe: Damn straight skippy.

by Jeffrey James July 23, 2008

crotch gremlins

Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.

Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.

by tikimon September 21, 2005

Kennel Crotch

When a woman has both female (Cats) and male (Dogs) partners, making her a whore. Can also be used to define a STD that entails a cacophony of meows and barks emanating from her crotch-al region.

Dude did you see that chick? She was hot!" "No man, she plays both sides... a typical case of kennel crotch.

by Immortal Jellyfish October 3, 2010

Crotch Flap

Is when Ania hits the net and grunts like a pig... and the power puff girls lose!!!

That was a crotch flap shot she's so German like!!

by Arm Head June 1, 2018

Crotch Whisperer

A person who has a way with words who can get anyone to have sex with them.

OMG Becky! you got caught by that Crotch Whisperer. He got you in the sack by buying you one drink!

by Chachabub September 25, 2010

crotch cork

Another name for a tampon; feminine product.

"Can you spare a crotch cork and a gallon of ice cream? It's that time of the month!"

by Blonde Amazon June 3, 2016

Crotch Almonds

Testes, Testicles

Milica kicked James right in the crotch almonds.

by Niinaaaa July 30, 2017