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faucet crotch

when a girl, usually "in the mood," gets really, really wet in her crotch.
Joe: Man I was with this girl last night. We started making out and she got faucet crotch really bad.
Bob: Dude! I love it when that happens!
Joe: Damn straight skippy.
by Jeffrey James July 23, 2008
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crotch gremlins

Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.
Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.
by tikimon September 21, 2005
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Emotional Crotch

The person, male or female, that you hook up with between unsuccessful relationships. This person may or may not have feelings for you but is always there to fill the void between your loins when you need them.
Veronica: Hey Jenny maybe you and Scott really have something here! You always go back to him when things don’t workout with whoever you’re seeing.
Jenny: Nah, he’s a great emotional crotch though!
by Markmywords88 December 27, 2015
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Crotch Flap

Is when Ania hits the net and grunts like a pig... and the power puff girls lose!!!
That was a crotch flap shot she's so German like!!
by Arm Head June 1, 2018
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Kennel Crotch

When a woman has both female (Cats) and male (Dogs) partners, making her a whore. Can also be used to define a STD that entails a cacophony of meows and barks emanating from her crotch-al region.
Dude did you see that chick? She was hot!" "No man, she plays both sides... a typical case of kennel crotch.
by Immortal Jellyfish October 3, 2010
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Crotch Thunder

Slang for a queef. Short expulsion of trapped air in ones vagina.
She was really amazing in bed, however, I was really put off by the cacophony of crotch thunder towards the end.
by Patlanskyjake February 17, 2023
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crotch cork

Another name for a tampon; feminine product.
"Can you spare a crotch cork and a gallon of ice cream? It's that time of the month!"
by Blonde Amazon June 3, 2016
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