faucet crotch

when a girl, usually "in the mood," gets really, really wet in her crotch.

Joe: Man I was with this girl last night. We started making out and she got faucet crotch really bad.
Bob: Dude! I love it when that happens!
Joe: Damn straight skippy.

by Jeffrey James January 09, 2008

crotch gremlins

Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.

Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.

by tikimon September 22, 2005

Crotch-Knock

The act of swinging one's fist into another's crotch for the sake of comedy or business purposes.

I had to crotch-knock three people to get into the porto-potty.

by Jim Hancock May 11, 2005

Crotch Almonds

Testes, Testicles

Milica kicked James right in the crotch almonds.

by Niinaaaa July 31, 2017

Kennel Crotch

When a woman has both female (Cats) and male (Dogs) partners, making her a whore. Can also be used to define a STD that entails a cacophony of meows and barks emanating from her crotch-al region.

Dude did you see that chick? She was hot!" "No man, she plays both sides... a typical case of kennel crotch.

by Immortal Jellyfish October 03, 2010

Emotional Crotch

The person, male or female, that you hook up with between unsuccessful relationships. This person may or may not have feelings for you but is always there to fill the void between your loins when you need them.

Veronica: Hey Jenny maybe you and Scott really have something here! You always go back to him when things don’t workout with whoever you’re seeing.
Jenny: Nah, he’s a great emotional crotch though!

by Markmywords88 October 28, 2015

Crotch lettuce

The proceeds of prostitution. The money received in payment for sex.

Kara made mad crotch lettuce last week. Kara's short on cash so she's gonna go make some crotch lettuce tonight.

by Devonatorr February 23, 2009