crapper to yapper

another term for the atm or ass to mouth

i went from crapper to yapper because she likes the taste of her ass.

by bloodvomit September 8, 2003

Crapper cannonball

while taking a dump you drop a turd that hits the water like a cannonball and splashes up and soaks your bottom dead on it's a "Crapper Cannonball"

That log hit the water so hard it splashed up so much water I thought maybe the tidybowl man did a "Crapper Cannonball"

A Crapper Cannonball can be very shocking if it happens in cold water. a cold water "Crapper Cannonball" have been known to snap a rectum shut from shock that it causes severe constipation for days.

by colej-texas August 3, 2009

Crapprehension

Sitting on the toilet for way too long, waiting to crap.

crapprehension poop crap toilet shit

by abelbodiedperson October 22, 2009

close crapper

Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.

No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.

by Cube Dweller July 10, 2009

Banana Cramer

When one shoves one or more dildo in there vagina or asshole and gets it stuck

"I hear people calling you a Banana Cramer"

by DirectoryAura May 19, 2016

jay capers

hes a fine man black and will give ur sister that blow blow if ya know what i mean

jay capers means large cock that will make your sister say out

by largecock98 September 9, 2022

Crakers

A non-saltly snack that goes well with Juiky. It brings on uncontrolable laughter when comsumed.

Adam: May I have some of your Crakers, I will give you some of my Juiky.
Victoria: Yes Love, I here is some of my Crakers.
(Both break out in laughter when they eat the Crakers.)

by Dreams Adam February 2, 2008