Crab Step

The awkward diagonal forward step a man takes to unstick his scrotum from his inner thigh.

My sack was stuck to my thigh so I had to take a crab step.

by Dr.JT February 23, 2011

crab rancher

Man or woman of ill repute who may have had pubic lice for a long time, to the point of them breeding. Can also be used for similar sexually transmitted diseases.

-"Dude, would you bang Lindsay Lohan without getting paid for it?"
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."

by Danny Fehlings November 13, 2007

twisted crab

A sexual position involving two men sticking thumbs in each other's rear end.

Tom and Bob had their hands full with the twisted crab

by RubberDuckee October 4, 2017

Maximal Crabness

Maximal Crabness is a Term that is used to describe the state, when a Jungler gets the first two Crabs in the game League of Legends.

Game is allready won bois, i got the Maximal Crabness.

by Darkblizzard June 15, 2020

mega crabs

Like regular crabs, (the sexually transmitted parasite that lives in public hair) except several times bigger and more uncomfortable.

1. "excuse me, do you have anything for crabs?"
2. "sure, right over here sir"
1. "Mega crabs.."
2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."

by Jim, King of Ghana November 28, 2007

Crab Hammer

When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved

This chick was a freak

.... I flipped her over and crab hammered her while we both got off

by JHigity December 5, 2019

Crab potting

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.

The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.

by nodistortion March 14, 2022