couch porntato

Someone who spends most of their time laying on the couch masterbaiting to pornography.

I tried to get John to come to game but he said no of course. He’s such a couch porntato!!

by Tcan73 October 9, 2018

potato couch

Refer to couch potato

A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv

Evelyn is such a potato couch

by Iistheman May 9, 2017

in da couch

Being very high/baked.

"Man, last night I was in da couch."

by bacmm January 20, 2018

Couch Nutter

A guy who while attending a gangbang blows his load before he even gets his turn, usually on the couch while masturbating or getting fluffed.

We had two couch nutters at our last gangbang that we won't be inviting back.

by bullforcouples69 January 15, 2021

coma couch

That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.

Watching Charlie on the coma couch.

Person A: "If Charlie dead?"

Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."

by whydee November 6, 2012

couch couple

Two people, generally in a romantic relationship, who regularly watch specific Twitch streams together.

Do you watch Paymoneywubby? Colin and I are a Sunday couch couple.

by KellyCrayon September 12, 2022

Couch Commentator

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.

I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.

by beatboxbill September 12, 2021