When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.
I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked
by Lorck13 March 15, 2011
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by neck buster April 11, 2011
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I am a cockblockey
by Jon Mouchet December 11, 2003
Get the cockblockey mug.When your cock is at maximum ridgidity for a prolonged time even after several sexual episodes with completion. must maintain the erection for at least 5 hours. Also known as Cockluck, if term is used by recipiant.
by VaGinaRaider April 25, 2009
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Yuks is a cockblocking legend.
by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009
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Get the cockblock mug.The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.
Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.
by kavorkian April 25, 2010
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