Condemnsplaining

When a person who has a correlation with an individual or group (no matter how loosely) that did something problematic or evil, is repeatedly asked by someone to “condemn” the problematic group with the purpose of placating the askers feelings rather than having a constructive dialogue about the subject matter.

Person B: “The situation in Gaza is terrible. I hope aid gets there soon to help the civilians.”

Person A: “But do you condemn Hamas?”

Person B: “I condemn anyone who kills innocent civilians.”

Person A: “But do you condemn Hamas? Why won’t you condemn Hamas? Do you support terrorism?”

Person B: “I just answered your question. Stop condemnsplaining.”

by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023

Laundry Conditioner

Fabric Softener

Kenzie and Jake went to the store to get some Downy Laundry Conditioner.

by JaZie April 24, 2010

verbal confetti

Multiple intense, energetic, positive, usually loud conversations happening at one time.

The dinner table was covered in verbal confetti when the whole family was gathered around eating.

by BlueGirl October 18, 2013

Coochie Condensation

Occurs when a female gets increasingly warm in the crotch area and her vagina starts to sweat.

Friend 1: Hey Gurl, my vagina is sweating up a storm!
Friend 2: No worries gurl friend, you just have some coochie condensation. we all get it every once in a while.

by Taylor62097 December 7, 2014

Brain Confetti

When the brains of a person is ruptured and rains down like confetti.

1) After the Patriots victory in Super Bowl XLIX, some Seahawks fans celebrated with brain confetti.
2) reporter: "Tom, I'm standing here at the scene of a very violent car crash. One of the drivers didn't make it as brain confetti started to pour down. Tom, back to you."

by Metal munchies February 18, 2015

Cleveland Condensation

When you piss in a girls bellybutton and then take a bodyshot of your own piss out of her bellybutton.

Bro my girl and I got really freaky last night and decided to try the Cleveland Condensation.

by Frg00 December 2, 2016

premature confetti

euphemism for premature ejaculation. inspired by the confetti incident in 76ers-Celtics Game 3.

Despite trusting the process, I maintain that people of Urban Dictionary should refine or continue to redefine the term "premature confetti."

by SacredAggressionFree June 3, 2018