commontary

Ordinary descriptive/explanatory palaver dat is boring and humdrum.

Every presidential campaign and election is pretty much da same, and so da reporters covering said events all give similar commontary.

by QuacksO March 25, 2023

commanderkody101

Loves America a little too much, patriotism is almost as cool as racism

Wow commanderkody101 is the goat!

by Hahha no April 28, 2024

commanderkody101

Loves America a little too much, patriotism is almost as fun as racism

OMG commanderkody101 is soo cool!

by Hahha no April 28, 2024

Commander Peepers

when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.

“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”

by Muffinbuzzard June 14, 2024

Commonwealth Academy

A shitty racist school made from two small renovated buildings. It hosts a variety of racist people including an english teacher that says the word Chink in reference to the slur for asians, and another teacher who said the N-word twice without repercussions

Guy: "Have you heard about that school Commonwealth Academy?"
Guy 2: "Oh dude, I fucking hate that school, they have racist teachers there."

by lmao1234567891011121314151617 June 23, 2024

Commonwealth Coupler

Where two obese members of the commonwealth hold each other tightly while hanging themselves to form a wrecking ball.

"John?"

"What's up Ed?"

"Lets do it..."

"You don't mean the Commonwealth Coupler...? do you?"

"Yes I do, it's time. Lets target the orphanage"

by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025

Commonwealth cowboy

A "Commonwealth Cowboy" refers to men from smaller communities within Commonwealth nations (UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand) who embody a blend of rugged practicality and quiet confidence. They are typically sturdy and dependable individuals, known for their willingness to work hard and their genuine, straightforward communication style. Unlike those focused on image, they possess practical skills and a grounded nature, offering a sense of security and respect through their competence and kindness. This archetype represents a refreshing authenticity rooted in real-world abilities rather than superficial displays.

Woman: On our way to dinner, my date pulled over to change a strangers tire, just said, “can’t leave ‘em stranded”. I swear men from the prairies are built different.

Friend: sounds like he’s a commonwealth cowboy

by I H8 City Boys April 13, 2025