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COB

Cousins Of Beauty; Two adolescent female cousins who think they are beautiful, so they flaunt their beauty; usually pose for pictures in the exact same way for unknown reasons.
example:

Passersby #1: "Who do those two kids think they are? They are doing modeling poses next to a major intersection!!!"

Passersby #2: "What do you think, Kyle? They are COB's!"
by Funsarah January 2, 2009
mugGet the COBmug.

cob

cob is such a funny, smart, and caring person. he cares about vincent and his another friends, he's such an good guy. you're so lucky to be friends with him in an online game! although, he talks normally and kinda an chill person ever! if you ever had a friend named cob, oh man you're so lucky to be friends with him!
Vincent: cob is a meme god.
Roxy: I'm so lucky to be friends with him!
by RoxyWasDead March 4, 2022
mugGet the cobmug.

virgin corn on the cob

You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.
"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."
by BlueGemini January 22, 2024
mugGet the virgin corn on the cobmug.

Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.
When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.
by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024
mugGet the Half ham cobmug.

Jac on the cob

This is someone who’s very very important to the people around them. Although they may not see it themself they are a good looking, amazing, caring, funny person who deserves the world. They’re the kind of person to help you even if they’re not doing great themself. You’re a lucky person if you get a Jac on a cob as a best mate. You should look after them and make them happy. Show them that they’re loved and cared for as sometimes they fail to see that for themself. Remind them not to let others bring them down because people who don’t treat them with respect aren’t worth changing themself over. Although usually they’re one of the best people to Go to for help or to cheer you up, sometimes they need cheering up too. Don’t become dependent on them as they might need help too. It’s ok to be sad, reassure them that you’re here for them. Overall jac on the cobs are honestly one of the best kind of people. You need to help them realise that. They’re never ugly. They’re never selfish. They’re never useless. They’re never unworthy of being loved and cared about. they’re amazing people.
by BethAnIceCube May 22, 2018
mugGet the Jac on the cobmug.

COB

sticky spittle or saliva which may or may not contain tobacco or other contents.
The cowboy kicked back his chair, put his feet on the table and hawked a cob into the spittoon which was fully 12 feet away.
by The Doo Doo Guru October 17, 2016
mugGet the COBmug.

Stoobin' up da cob

The act of making a dildo, based off of a real dick using a piece of corn on the cob.
"Hey want to hang at my place later" "sorry I cant I'm stoobin' up da cob"
by LittleKidLoverMichaelScott March 17, 2019
mugGet the Stoobin' up da cobmug.

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