Covid Crazy

People who are extremely scared of covid to the point that it ruins the lives of them and people around them.

I can’t hang out with John anymore. He won’t see me unless I wear 3 face masks and stand 30 ft from him. He really is covid crazy

by 856 money April 12, 2021

Covid-Free

An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.

When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.

by MathPlus July 16, 2021

COVID GUILT

When you buy things for someone who you infected with COVID.

A Maryland resident was feeling ill and took an at-home COVID test on Christmas weekend. Since the results were negative, he spent time with his children and grandchildren. However, the following day, he tested positive for COVID. Not surprisingly, he infected all 3 families in attendance. Due to COVID guilt, the man is now taking the whole family on a long-awaited family trip to the beach this summer.

by Latin dad January 5, 2022

Cloviz

Cloviz is a really nice bad pretty person who is rlly skinny. She can be really nice to you but sometimes she’s rlly sacarstic and can actually hurt your feelings but in general, she will always try to help you if u do need help. She has a sense of humour but can be quite impatient when waiting for people. When she runs, it is quite funny

Oh Cloviz is that her the one that walks like a penguin?

oh yes certainly it must be her

by hi I wrote this March 28, 2022

COVID Werewolf

The person who originally contracted and spread COVID to your cluster. Generally this person got the vid from an unknown source and spread the virus to his friends. The best way to identify your werewolf is through contact tracing. Named the werewolf due to the old legend that all werewolves descend from an original werewolf who infected the other werewolves.

Bob: I have COVID and I got it through Bill. Bill got it from Jimmy who got it at a Lame Impala concert. I guess Jimmy is my COVID werewolf.

by Senor Dank Nugs January 15, 2022

Covid-🤝

When people are advised to avoid handshakes to lower the risk of getting infected with Covid-19, but urged to think of alternative ways to greet one another—for instance, they could bump elbows; embrace the Thai wai and say hi in prayer-like posture; or use the “footshake.”

Guesstimate how many handshake alternatives have emerged worldwide to combat Covid-🤝.

by MathPlus June 29, 2022

Covidchondria

Covidchondria : An unusual feeling associated to those who have not yet caught covid19 and suffer from an over sensitive reaction to the sniffles. Also related to FOMO in that sufferers are now in the minority of the population, this condition can be placed alongside the fannyitis family of people who need to harden the fuck up

"Dave is away from work again despite a negative test. I bet he has Covidchondria again. Fuck he needs to harden up"

by Kiwiwankenobi July 14, 2022