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Clock Gobbling Flagget

A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.
Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.

If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.
by SlobKnobRob June 16, 2025
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clock it

when you get roasted so bad you dont know what to say
girl 1: thats why you cant pull guys
girl 2: thats why your built like a bus
boy: CLOCK ITTT
girl 1: …
by by lylah and maisie June 20, 2025
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Clock It

A "sassy" or sophisticated term to express someone agreeing with another person in a situation.
Person 1 - The earth is flat

Person 2 - The earth is actually round

Person 3 - Clock it!
by zayy._27 September 12, 2025
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Clock it

Another way of praising someone, similar to 'slay' or 'good job' but cooler.
Kid: "I just won a fight"
Friend: "Clock it!"

OR

Boy: "Ur built like a bus driver"
Girl: "You're built like the bus"
Friend: "Ooh she clocked your tea!!"
by darealcece September 13, 2025
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Clock Cleaner

A clock cleaner is a person who never will waste time or energy that could be better off spent whaling on the guy who was too rough to leave it at acting tough.
Joe is a straight clock cleaner the way he just demolished Grady T in the lunch room.
by CleenHisClock October 13, 2025
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Clock it

1. to notice, observe, or call out a hidden truth, motive, or something significant, often playfully
Body tea, body matter.
Clock it🤏
by PonasJonas October 26, 2025
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Clock it

Ryann: Clock it Sereen!!"
Willa: " Yes, clock it!!
clock it means to encourage your best friend to study really hard and get good grades before the time runs out which is when clock it is used.
by sireneeee November 6, 2025
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