Clam Bandit

(noun) A person who hits on/sleeps with your girlfriend/wife/girl you're in the middle of making moves on or that you're extremely interested in.

"Dude, I was talking to this girl and I really like her and my friend josh just came up and asked her out!, he's a total clam bandit!"

by unicorn_singlepieceofcorn December 7, 2012

Clam Beach

Discribing a period of time when you are completly surrounded by chics. clam

Lets go to the titty bars tonight, last Friday it was a total clam beach and smelled like one too.

by Ryan Cantu September 30, 2006

Hot Clamming

The process of having intercourse while the female partner has a moderate fever. Preferably coming down from the flu when extra mucus output begins. Typically performed by couples, the male should not have a fever, thus giving him the extra sensations of a super-heated extra-slimy pussy.
Unless the fever is over 100°F it's not considered 'hot clam'. A fever of 103+ is extremely mood-inhibiting thus only achievable by master hot clammers. Therefore optimal temperatures will be between 100-102°F ~ 37-39°C.

n. Hot Clam, Clam·med, Clam·ming, Clam·mer

Guy: "My wife was hot clamming me Friday night, now im feeling a little under the weather."

Dude: "I bet it was worth it though."

Guy: "It was the best pussy I've ever had. Period."

by SZfiftyfour July 8, 2011

clam down

to shut up and drop the subject.

Her: nag, nag, nag, blah, blah, blah.
Him: Ho, clam down.

by lkjhsafoiu December 22, 2007

Clam Sandwich

When two women lay down, one on top on the other (missionary style). They then push their vaginas together and the male(or for lack of male, third woman with a strap-on) comes in and fucks the spot in between them. This stimulates the clits of both women and the male's penis at the same time and everyone has a great time.

Guy 1: So I heard you banged Susan and Candy at the same time last night, you pimp!

Guy 2: Yeah, I got them both drunk and had myself a clam sandwich.

by DeadEyeD!ck February 8, 2009

Clam Kiss

the female version of the t bag
a female will spread her legs and kiss you with her pussy

i was sleeping to wake up to a clam kiss

by E123 August 16, 2006

Wet clam

1. n. When a woman's vagina resembles a freshly harvested crustacean from the sea.

2. n. A female who is sexually aroused and as such her clam is as wet as a seahorse.

1. Hey ashley, did you order some wet clams today? No, that's just me.
2. It's really moist outside today, huh? No, that's just my clam.

by Malek Lairn October 1, 2010