Chat au vin 

Domesticated feline slow cooked in robust French red wine (preferably Cab Sav). Grab a cat (or several) and beat against a rock until limp, immediately toss into a boiling vat of wine. Fur on is best. If they are sinewy cook for 5hr+ (If not grab another cat) . Serve with potatoes. Allegedly the original inspiration for popularised “coq au vin” (French chicken recipe).

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This chat au vin is sinewy

That chat would look great wearing some vin

Give that chat some vin, it’s done

Chat au vin by Bon chien February 1, 2022

Chat Baby

The Chat Baby is the youngest member in a group chat.

Ted: yoo Micheal is totally the Chat Baby
Mark: Yoo no way?

Chat Baby by Waifu!~ July 27, 2022

chat lgbt 

Gay system that helps u cheat on homework

Using chat lgbt is very good for thesis

chat lgbt by IC毛l3UR63R January 25, 2023

chat shit get banged 

Four words used to fill out sentences, adding nothing of any value.

An English proverb made popular through the famed think-tank James Vardy of Leicester City F.C.

*incomprehensible noises*chat shit get banged*more noises*

chat shit get banged by DuckBilledTwattipus January 3, 2016

Chat-Speak 

Chat speak is largely used on the internet, in text messages, in notes passed in class, and sometimes in spoken speech. In its most basic essence, chat speak is a thorough mutilation of the English language, created by teenagers who refuse to learn said language.

Beware of chat speak users. If a person is too lazy to learn the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma." and "lets eat grandma" they are probably too lazy to understand that it is wrong to actually eat one's grandmother.

Two examples of chat-speak are:

why cant we just all start singing the world would be so much funnier if people just started singing

VS.

Why can't we all just start singing? The world would be so much more entertaining if people just started singing.

& (used above)

lets eat grandma

VS.

Let's eat, Grandma.

Chat-Speak by Misty Robinson November 11, 2010

chat lag 

when you're in a chat room and it freezes so it looks like no one's talking, and suddenly you're bombarded with 3213535 messages all at once. this usually happens because your computer is either really slow or just on crack.

This chat lag is really ruining the effect of this internet orgy.

chat lag by that girl April 2, 2004

chat op 

This is how hispanics with very thick accents pronounce "shut up."

"Chat op estupid."

"Hey spic, come and do my roof for me."
"Chat op gringo"

chat op by XxDa352NiCaxX April 5, 2008