When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.
by NERV2005 September 17, 2018
Get the Crunchy Shirtmug. by Animal Writes February 10, 2024
Get the Crunchy Tortillamug. Dirty sock that have been neglected and has been in the corner of your room since the beginning of freshman year.
by Dontworryaboutit3416 March 11, 2020
Get the Crunchy Sockmug. by Calogero333 August 13, 2018
Get the crunchy fillmug. Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"
by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017
Get the Crunchy love flakesmug. A phenomenon in which small, white or clear pellets fall rapidly from the clouds. Pellets vary in size, from tiny pathetic balls that melt on impact, to larger destructive rock sized balls that reek havoc on the city and its citizens. These pellets are actually quite tasty and are referred somtimes as forbidden ice cubes.
Dude, look at all that crunchy sky water building up on the lawn! I gotta go grab a handful, im fucking famished
by Evenbuggerchungus November 3, 2021
Get the Crunchy Sky Watermug. When you open a fresh bag of potato chips, take one off the top and crush it inside a girls pussy. Then lick it out and to eat it while you throat fuck her.
by The_Dufe July 8, 2023
Get the Lucky Crunchymug.