crotch trumpet

the nickname given to a person, during masturbation, whos reproductive organ emits a sound similar to a blaring trumpet to display his sexual arousment to others

Ken, you crotch trumpet, make your cock shut the hell up! I've had enough of that shit for one night!

by Sneaky September 1, 2004

crotch gremlins

Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.

Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.

by tikimon September 21, 2005

Crotch Almonds

Testes, Testicles

Milica kicked James right in the crotch almonds.

by Niinaaaa July 30, 2017

crotch cork

Another name for a tampon; feminine product.

"Can you spare a crotch cork and a gallon of ice cream? It's that time of the month!"

by Blonde Amazon June 3, 2016

leather crotch

A woman with a vagina so used that it turns the inner walls into leather when not in use it gets hard like a leather glove but when wet it loosens up and mends like a wet leather glove

Man Felicia has a leather crotch she's such a hoe

by intheknow337 April 22, 2015

Crotch Whisperer

A person who has a way with words who can get anyone to have sex with them.

OMG Becky! you got caught by that Crotch Whisperer. He got you in the sack by buying you one drink!

by Chachabub September 25, 2010

Crotch Cankers

Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.

Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.

She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.

I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018