weenie beard

tuft of course hair that covers the genital region.
Your jeans are riding a little low. I can see your weenie beard.
by gurly September 30, 2005
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Comment beard

The often uncontrolled growth of amusing, cruel and ignorant visitor comments that appears at the end of items on news blogs, YouTube videos, etc.
Did you read the comment beard on the Washington Post website's announcement of Quinn Bradlee's marriage? Vicious!
by airbagmoments June 13, 2010
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ass beard

I might plat my ass beard
by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003
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Vacation Beard

When a normally clean shaven fellow lets his facial hair grow the entire week he is on vacation in an attempt to see:
A) How long it will grow

B) How long he will last before it itches so much he has to shave it off
A) Ben was very proud of his vacation beard that he kept until monday morning before his first day back at work.

B) Ben's vacation beard only lasted until Thursday, when the itching became too much and he had to shave it off.
by JayBeeL November 05, 2009
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Floating Beard

A full beard worn by a man with a shaved head
Some of Tim Howard's success during the World Cup has to be credited to his amazing floating beard.
by dqbiz November 05, 2014
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Chinny beard

Chinny beard (noun) /tʃɪnny bɪəd/
A phrase to exclaim when it is suspected someone is lying or exaggerating, originating from the dubious rubbing of the chin. Perhaps a solely Peterborough term.
"I've got all the pokemon."

"Oh chinny beard av yer."
by catwithlips August 08, 2014
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Grief Beard

When a man starts growing a beard after a traumatic event (usually a breakup possibly a death) and continues to grow said beard until he's done grieving (read: rebound).

Sometimes this can be counterproductive since some dudes look like a serial rapist when they grow a beard, thus lengthening the grieving process and the beard.
Good thing Drew hoooked up with another chick so soon or else his grief beard would've looked like Al Gore's after the 2000 election.
by ThinkingMan January 12, 2009
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