Dogs are barking

So.. this is not a phrase of american origin as suggested in the other definitions. It comes from the Cockney rhyming slang "dog meat" -> "feet" and means my feet hurt.

after that marathon, my dogs are barking.

by medthepirate May 25, 2018

Barking off

The act of masturbating while your dog licks your balls and ass.

Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!

by doglover3140 February 21, 2011

Barker

a small village in Western NY with only two places to go
a diner and a pizza place
people are convinced there are more cows than actual people
the school's sports teams suck except for field hockey
Barker Kids are the blunt of many jokes, usually involving the word tractor
there is good cell phone reception though

Hey Barker Kid, how long did it take to drive your tractor over here?
Ladies and Gentleman, start your tractors!

by Barker Kid August 23, 2008

barking spider

An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.

The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.

by ieatcrayons January 29, 2009

Travis Barker

A fake drummer with absolutely no talent. His drumming technique is all about volume and SHITastic beats. He believes (along with many of his retarded fans) that he is a self proclaimed "GOD of Drumming" which is very far from the truth. There are even 9 yr olds who can play much better, much faster and much cooler beats then him.

Travis Barker
trash
garbage
fake ass
epic fail
crap
shit
lame
fag
douche
gay

by DaRealTruth May 24, 2010

bark

The enormous cough that follows a huge bong rip.

Dude, don't hit that thing so fucking hard, you'll bark.

by Joe Collins February 22, 2008

travis barker

The biggest waste of talent the world has ever seen. While there is no question that he is one of the best drummers in the world, he makes terrible decisions musically and seems very arrogant and surley when interviewed.

It also seems that every band he's in lately breaks up. Blink-182 and The Transplants both broke up in part because of him.

Also why in the hell would you quit an awesome band like the Transplants to start a rap band with Paul Wall?

-Travis Barker is so cool man!

-Maybe I would respect him if he wasn'ta hip hop wanna-be and a cancer to every band he's in.

by Bobbyboo August 15, 2006