Breath of Death

The Breath of Death (shortened to BoD) is used to describe someone with such unbearably pungent breath that, with one whiff of the stench, it may cause someone to enter a state of anaphylactic shock. It instantly repels anyone from the local vicinity, causing a mass evacuation within the area. Anyone who makes it out alive may develop Post Traumatic Stress Disorder which may induced seizures if the scent is smelt again. This means that it is the list of notorious conversation killers (something that stops people wanting to talk to you).

BoD may occur if you eat: Raw onions, raw garlic, coffee, fish and other foods that have really strong scents. It also occurs when you wake up from a long nap (morning breath). Fasting for a lengthy period of time or having an exceptionally dry mouth will intensify the stench of BoD.

Damn, Mr Rock. You got the Breath of Death, blud. Take a breath mint, wasteman.

by CowboyMisterEg December 23, 2022

Breath Attack

When an individual's breathing is constrained

Carmen what's wrong?!

I'm having a breath attack! I HAVE SO MUCH BREATH!

by _____Fleur November 23, 2009

Woodchip Breath

An incredibly good smell.
Originated from the word "woodchip" which has the characteristics of being incredibly lovely.

The smell of this rose is a woodchip breath.

by TreeHugger4ever February 28, 2010

Leather Breath

Another term for boot licker. Arrives from the fact that most boots are made out of leather.

Bobby: The Chinese government is great. They can never do no wrong.

Jon: Ok leather breath. Keep boot licking.

by joeycommet45 February 12, 2020

Breathing lemonade

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.

"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"

by An actual person July 12, 2017

Queef Breath

When your breath smells like a females dirty vagina.

"Dude... Please brush your teeth... You have terrible queef breath!!"

by Heyon July 11, 2016

kebab breath

Another Saturday morning condition similar to pisshead's pocket in which one's mouth still reeks of left over kebab from the (Friday) night before.

that's serious case of kebab breath you have there honey

by Seanipops April 16, 2004