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I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps

What a weeb or otaku says when he's going to lay you out on the floor and he means it.
If I catch you trying to steal one of my anime figurines again, I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps.
by sebacostamr January 6, 2019
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Glass Breaker

An exceptionally ugly person. i.e. someone so ugly that a glass mirror would break if they looked at it.
Fred's new girlfriend is a real glass breaker.
by Steve75 August 3, 2006
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GIGA DRILL BREAKER!

A drill that will pierce the heavens. usually followed by screaming and yelling ending with a large scale explosion covering a nukes radius at bare minimum.
FINISHING MOVE! GIGA DRILL BREAKER!!!
My Drill Will PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
Who the hell do you think we are?
by Korean_Troll April 26, 2011
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Ice Breaker

A simple question to start up a conversation. However, few people actually are interested in what they are asking.
Bill: So.....how's the wife?

Frank: What the fuck kind of ice breaker is that?
by xenite June 24, 2008
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Spring Break- Lagged

Similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.

Symptoms include:

Missing 8 am's by 3 hours

Eating at 3 am

Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day

Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm

and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.

Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.
(Tuesday after Spring Break at 2:56 am)

Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?

Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.

Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?

Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?

Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.
by Mon-Star March 23, 2010
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Breakdown Boner

The practically orgasmic uncorking of spontaneous joy from listening to a hardcore breakdown.
When we were in the car jamming out to "You Already Know What You Are" by ADTR, Taylor got a phone call and had to turn it off, and thus totally killed my Breakdown Boner.
by A4estonfire April 25, 2010
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Spring Break '98

An exclamation of exuberance. Something to say when overcome by the joy of the moment, an urge to celebrate with the freedom of youthful independence and total lack of responsibility. It is at once a complete sentence and state of mind.
by Valerie Hurt July 21, 2009
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