Bong tits

When an individual is so intoxicated that he can't differentiate between a bong and a woman, such that the bong appears to have breasts.

Baked individual: Wait, wait, wait. Who is she?

Less-baked individual: Oh shit, Dylan's hit the bong tits stage.

by ThisShitIsReal October 26, 2009

bazooka bong

A bong made from 6 coca cola cans stuck together with a hole each end. Measures 3 1/2 foot long. Gets you stonnnnnnned on one toke!

Hey chris, pass the bazooka

Hey, let me take a hit on the bazooka

by muddy January 7, 2005

King Bong

King Kong's drug addict brother.

King Bong took over New York.

by djklfakl April 17, 2003

yoda bong

A yoda bong is a game.

When your parents find something that they THINK is yours but cant prove it is yours so they leave it somewhere to see if you take it.

Comes for the ancient Syria myth of the city of Cowper where the Queen Jennytalia found a bong shaped like yoda in the alley next to their house and believed it to be her sons. It was not her sons but she left it next to the bin for weeks and weeks temping the sons stoner friends. The temptation got too much and the bong was taken! At that time the Queens son was frowned upon...but he was actually innocent. The moral is of the flaw in the Yoda Bong

Dude 1- why is the porn that i leave hidden behind the toilet in the garbage?

Dude-2 I have a bad feeling about this

Dude 1- Man im taking this back

Dude 2- NO! ITS A YODA BONG MAN!!!

by Trevor "Wanker" Cowper April 5, 2009

fetus bong

a bong shaped like a fetus. self explanatory.

i just took a hit from the fetus bong. gooooood shit.

by Z-Machine May 23, 2008

crumb-bong

Pouring the crumbs left from a bag/box or chips or crackers into one's mouth, as to not waste any of the crumbs.

Those chips were so good that I had to crumb-bong once I got to the end.

by scrote10 May 12, 2009

dick bong

A bong in the traditional sense, but modeled and shaped like a dick.

Marvin, get Alex's dick bong out of your mouth!

by Magic Mushroom April 18, 2008