Welsh Bollock Lock

A wrestling move in which one wrestler twists the scrote of the opponent.

Ah! My uncouth wrestling opponent just grabbed me by the ballsack and twisted my nads! He gave me the Welsh Bollock Lock! And now I'm announcing what happened at length, like characters in 1960s superhero comic books!

by Welsh Tiger April 23, 2009

silly as a box of bollocks

A term used to denote irrational and daft behaviour in someone not noted to be the most level-headed person in normal circumstances anyway.

As in "that Jacko...he's as silly as a box of bollocks".

by Clarkyboy March 7, 2005

Dropping/Dropped A Bollock

Army slang - When somthing go's wrong, someone messes up. Comparing a mistake to losing a vital part of the male anatomy.

Oh no! I've Dropped A Bollock
Jim's Just Dropped a Bollock

by Red October October 1, 2004

Bollock Peen Lord

Someone who takes bollocks and penis at the same time in their mouth

Man: omg my girl is such a bollock peen lord
Friend: wdym?
Man: bro she swallowed the dick and the balls fam

by LoadBuster98 May 5, 2021

dog's bollocks

though to come from the 1950s where construction toys would be sold in two sizes box standard and box deluxe. giving us bog standard (generic, kind of pants, no extras) and the dog's bollocks (the bee's knees, the best, the greatest ever)

david beckham is the dog's bollocks

by juliett1988 May 20, 2010

bollock champagne

n. Semen. The thick white fluid expelled from the penis during ejaculation.

He shot bollock champagne all over his missus

by The Akk September 18, 2006

rattle bollocks

The vagina

Kevin was very happy: he was just about to stick his bacon bazooka into Britney's rattle bollocks, but then he woke up and was disappointed to find it was just Peggy in bed with him.

by Dunky Oggins December 5, 2003