Blizzad

This is a storm that occurs when all the birds fly south and they all go to the bathroom at once.

Blizzad

by The Rex-man December 3, 2010

blizzardering

to snow heavily

its blizzardering outside

look how its blizzardering in the north pole

by GSJK November 28, 2010

blizzaster

A mega-snowstorm, often blown out of proportion by media looking for a story.

Yesterday's snowstorm was a total blizzaster; it took me an hour to shovel out my car!

by snoooozy February 22, 2011

blizzasted

Wasted beyond comprehension.

Damn they told me i was blizzasted!

by missblizzastedmn June 9, 2011

blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"

Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".

by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014

blizzard hands

a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.

Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!

Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.

by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015

blizzard of ahhs

When 5 or more guys cum in a girls face at the same time producing a white out effect on the girls vision.

The whole football team had their way sexually with Jenny and finished her off with a Blizzard of Ahhs so bad she couldn't see clearly for a week .

by StainsandSmears April 18, 2018