Bad Bloke Moke

Derrived from bad bloke, with a rhyme that adds a little class, this term is used as an insult, but not too seriously. Often times used when a request is made and expected to be granted, then denied.

Frank - "Grab us a beer Dave"
Dave - "Fuck off"
Frank - "Oh, bad bloke moke"

by James November 14, 2003

bloken

Something that has been broken because a bloke (Man) has tried to fix it.

The radio is bloken.

Dont touch the TV its fine... if you start to touch the telvision it will end up bloken, remember what happened next time.

I thought i knew what i was doing... turned out i didnt and the car is now bloken.

by Sessions! January 18, 2006

Bloke

-trapped smoke escaping from the stomach when burping

-to blow smoke with a burp

'dude, I bloked right in Mr. Wilson's face and he sent me right to detention.'

by extomkat January 21, 2009

blode

a bulge in one's abdomen, often caused when imitating pregnancy.

"Look at my cute 'icle blode!"

by shroomy February 20, 2004

blode

a blode is a like a chode but the other way round it is longer than it is wide therfore a rather avrige penis this word was come up with by me whilst i was thinking for a meaning i could put to the word blode because i had noticed its simalarity to the word chode

When a chode has an erection it stands most chance of breifly becoming a blode

by Sam January 8, 2005

blome

The process of cumming in a girls tits then doing motor boat to suck it out

Andre was about to blome on a babys breast when the jing a jing toe came in.... it was hairy

by Jolery January 5, 2010

Blored

The state of being bloated and bored simultaneously.

When you want to say bloated and bored, but it comes out blored.

“Hey Babes, how ya feeling?”
“I’m blored!”

by QueenLC August 6, 2019