blingtarded

something that does not bling bling

a glowstick that is already broken before you crack it....and ME...Man this glowstick in blingtarded it wont bling bling

by whotis December 8, 2007

bling ding

fake jewerly or non expense jewerly

Erma: "So is that Necklace some Bling Bling or Bling Ding"
Melisa: "(laughing) some Bling Ding"

by liza navarro December 24, 2007

blinglespeed

A bad ass singlespeed bicycle.

"Damn, your ride is one fine blinglespeed."

by stinkyboy March 12, 2008

Bling Sling

A unique collectible designer credit or debit card cover. The Bling Sling covers the back side of any standard plastic card such as; credit and debit cards, gift cards, VIP cards even driver's licenses. It provides protection from the stripe being damaged or your signature wearing off. It stays on the card, your "Bling", while it's being swiped, as the Bling Sling folds back to expose the stripe. The front provides the "Bling" with cool full color graphics under a clear domed coating. It magnifies the graphic giving it a powerful 3D effect.

For businesses, the Bling Sling is the most powerful marketing tool on earth. With their logo on the front, it is the most visible and personal interaction with new clients available today!

I just bought the Bling Sling with the leopard print cover, it's so cool!

by CalgaryDoll February 5, 2009

Blingo

Person employed by any level of government in Canada, who has gained or holds the position mainly by virtue of being bilingual (nearly always first language French with French surname), as opposed to being the most qualified in the most important requirements material to performing the job.

That federal job posting for a indicates English and French required. Jim is clearly the most qualified but he is not a blingo so his chances are poor.

by rascal99 December 11, 2009

commando bling

Being phototographed from such an angle that it appears as though one is naked, except for one or more pieces of jewelry. Preferably, jewelry is large and sparkly.

One might be described as going commando bling when, while wearing a strapless dress, they are photgraphed from the shoulders up so that only skin and sparkly jewelry shows.

by jfroggie77 January 11, 2011

blingus

A term for someone who goes against what you are saying, and because of this, there are negative repurcussions to them.

"oh, that James Murray, he is such a blingus!"

by Mark murray November 22, 2004