Bloby Globbins

Bloby Globbins, a deity hailing from the old Globby Wars in ancient times. According to scriptures from the Temple of Blobbie, he was the God Of Sex. Legend has it that he was a blob that emerged from the depths of the sea, and arrived on Bloblandia in the early 18th century. He was blessed with divine power and strength and ascended to godhood. Over time, his power grew and he became stronger. Bloby Globbins has a secretive order devoted to his teachings and his words, “The Light Of Globbin”.

“Wait, wtf? Is that Bloby Globbins! Give us your power, O Holy Bloby!”

by blobyglobbins October 26, 2020

blobzilla

A woman who is on her period and in full nag mode making their man's life a complete misery.

Keep away from Blobzilla, she's got the painters in and in full misery spreading mode.

by Robbo February 26, 2005

blobbersnif

a flying piece of burning dog crap

I threw a blobbersnif at a teacher in my school.

by kevin and adam March 16, 2007

blobfish

1)A lifeless and motionless piece of floating jelly, usually this creature moves up and down with a jerking movement. This entertaining species can be located in Peterborough, UK, goes by the name of a special someone from the eastern village of Glinton.
2) A fishy period

person #1: "Ahh mate, why is she so smelly"
person #2: "Shes on her blobfish"

by mikey92 April 19, 2009

blobbity

1. An expression used in frustration
2. Chunky cum that is used to build igloos

1. FUCKING BLOBBITY!
2. Dave built a cum castle with blobbity.

by Nova Mercato December 24, 2003

Blobbin' Out

The act of lounging to the point of physical transformation into a boneless entity defined as a 'blob'. Eliminating the desire to exercise, move, or otherwise exert oneself, save for eating and possibly going to the restroom.

"After the show, Frank and I sat on the couch in the lobby and started blobbin' out"

by hondo2160 April 5, 2012

bloblo

Use to describe the term where a line of blow is done off one's penis followed by a blow job. Primarily used as a better way to ask someone for said activity

I got the best bloblo from my girlfriend last night.

by NYCMitty August 30, 2010