clam blitz

A game that a group of friends play at the bar where they see who can have sex with the most women by the end of the night

Last night's clam blitz went really well, I slept with all 3 of them!

by Jl3legend February 27, 2018

BlitzBurger

One who is Horribly Skilled at All Video Games

damn blitzburger sucks

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

NFL Blitz

When you're having anal sex with your woman and you pull your fudge covered member out, and with two fingers, swab a sample of mud from your upright, then apply a smear under each of your lovers eyes, resembling that, of a football player. Then tackle or push her down a flight of stairs, usually resulting in a delay of game.

On Sunday nights my wife requests an NFL Blitz (and an ice-pak) SKEET SKEET

by JCF May 25, 2006

Blitzkrieg bop

Driving a vehicle directy into a puddle to purposely splash a pedestrian

We are about to Blitzkrieg Bop a Boy

by Oliver 31770 July 14, 2007

anti-blitz

DEF: when one farts, "safety" should be said immedialtly afterword, of course, only after one has said "safety" should this word be said. by saying blitz you relinquish yuourself of being hit twice more than if the previous word, that being "safety" was said. if not, ur ok.

like holy shit who farted (saftey ANTI -BLITZ)EEWW U FAGGOT

by Matt AND MAX April 16, 2005

Gwano Blitz

Quite literally, this is the term for shit attack. An undesirable state. It is when you feel as though the stool in your bowels has shot up and landed in your mouth due to an unwanted or unexpected surprise. And hilarity ensues for everyone else.

Arsalaan found out about the child he fathered 12 years ago during a one night stand because she showed up on his doorstep and dude had a full out Gwano Blitz right there in the foyer.

by Hurricane00 July 18, 2006

blitz

When someone calls doorknob after a fart the person calls blitz to fight back the game only end when one of the 2 persons touches a doorknob

Phil : spews gas out of his assshole

Nick: doorknob you sick fuck
Phil: saffeee/ (nick cutting phil off) to late you big dumb bitch!

Phil:"blitz"
Nick and phil beat the shit out of each other until one of them crawls to a doorknob to get a blowjob from Phil's mother and to end the game

by Girlypleaser July 28, 2017