When you're really bored or don't want to read what you're reading, so you read the page but dont absorb the information, so you re-read the page over and over.
guy 1: "I had to read 'To Kill a Mockingbird' for school. It was crap."
guy 2: "Yeh same man its so boring I was reading blanks."
guy 2: "Yeh same man its so boring I was reading blanks."
by iamaboredchild July 13, 2009
Get the Reading Blanks mug.(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.
by fatgirlsaremylife July 23, 2009
Get the Gollum Bangs mug.when someone has their hair parted in the middle, but then they have bangs that stick up and curve in the shape of the golden arches. (an M)
generally stays that way because someone has incredibly greasy hair or enjoys the use of hair gel.
generally stays that way because someone has incredibly greasy hair or enjoys the use of hair gel.
by mickdicks July 10, 2011
Get the macdonalds bangs mug.When a person's bangs (the hair hanging over their forehead) are uneven due to holding a lighter or other incendiary device too close, too often, as when commonly happens to long haired marijuana smokers.
The Hippie accidentally gave himself Bong bangs when he tried to light his cigarette off the stove.
You can tell which hand Melissa smokes with, since her bong bangs start on the right side.
You can tell which hand Melissa smokes with, since her bong bangs start on the right side.
by SB-HippieSage July 9, 2012
Get the Bong Bangs mug.by CURTIS JACKSON April 30, 2004
Get the BLING BLANG mug.a male who upon a sexual encounter refuses to wear a condom and has unprotected sex, hoping that her sexual partner didn't get pregnant or give him an STD.
"Dude, james is such a a blankshot, he fucked ashley raw, and we all know what kind of diseases she has."
"They don't call him DJ Blankshot for nothing, i think he has never worn a condom when slaying."
"They don't call him DJ Blankshot for nothing, i think he has never worn a condom when slaying."
by djblankshot November 19, 2007
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