blanking

To put a blank between the last word of the sentence and the exclamation mark, to make the mark better noticeable.

A: I love you !
B: I love you too, but stop blanking, please!

by nameless nick October 23, 2011

beaking

To flatten ones nose by running it over with a train

Sarahs accidental beaking left her boyfriendless for several years.

Falling asleep on train tracks will get you beaked!

by jizzy baker January 5, 2010

short bus baking

When someone tries to bake something and after looking at it, you swear it was baked by a retard who rode the short bus to school

"Man, BB's pie was short bus baked!"

by HJ September 28, 2004

blacking

to exist as a black person

Sean kind of annoys me because he's always blacking around.

by Sergeant Gortman June 30, 2007

Bleaking

The sensation whilst in a state of ill-being (suffering from fever or other illness) of being unable to fall asleep though at the same time not being fully awake. The mind reels blending distorted dream with reality; the two merge resulting in an uncontrollable descent into a state of temporary madness

Dude, I was bleaking so fucking hard last night..

by Doobit May 12, 2014

Baking bread

The method used when facing ED, much like a natural viagra. In most cases, baking the bread is applied when an individual is intoxicated. The theory states that when an individual is unable to get a boner, he places his soft serve weiner into a girls vagina. The vag acts like an oven and when a doughy d mixes with the vag juice in the warm oven and causes the weiner to get hard. A female mouth, or in a bernie's case a male mouth, can also be used to 'bake the bread.' This theory battles Einsteins theory of relativety as the most significant theory in history. It will not hold with anal sex though... would bread rise in a smell refrigerator?

Mateo: Yo, I got my D dubs last night
delmar: Not a chance, I saw you in the bar last night and you were plastered. There is no way you boned
Mateo: Dude, I was Baking bread, works every time
delmar: mmm yeasty

by allstarme November 9, 2007

blazing squads

bascially means extremely drunk, referencing extremely cool british boy band

"Jus had a bottle of Jagermeister, im blazing squads!"

by frenchy January 28, 2005