birth control

Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks.

Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control.

by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008

brootal birth

When a woman gives birth, she does it screaming BREEE and instead of holding on to bed handles she does the metal claw. Child comes out sticking out its tongue and has the metal claw as well. Baby comes out with grill in mouth.

That person is so metal, he must have had a brootal birth.

by Marsheeda March 24, 2008

Birthday Spamming

The act of getting many people to write happy birthday on one person's facebook wall, even though its not their birthday.

Person 1: Dude, why is everyone writing happy birthday on my wall it's not even my birthday.

Person 2: Because we were birthday spamming you.

by THIS BOAT IS REAL March 23, 2011

birthday licks

to deliver punches to someone on their birthday, often in the amount of the age they are turning, plus one (for good luck).

Man, shaun is a punk. i went over to his math class to give him his birthday licks and he had fucking skipped school out of straight fear!

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 5, 2008

Birth Tax

Well defined as birthday treat.

Happy Birthday Dude, When will u pay ur birth tax?

by snehasish February 12, 2009

Biotechnology HS

a place where excellence is in ur DNA. the kids study all day and party all night. uses IB system cuz AP was just too easy. cloned carrot anyone?

I go to Biotechnology HS and I also eat plebs for breakfast

by bigmarco July 16, 2019

Counter Birth

when you are put back into a vagina, the person who does this is a counter birther.

bradderz: "wow, look at steve's mum she's got well fat.
cam: "yeah she just counter birthed jeff."
bradderz: "unlucky, i wouldn't want to be up there."

by Samwise -_- April 24, 2009