Bette Midler

Born 1 December 1945, Bette Midler is the most icnredible female singer/actress/comedienne/performer the world has known.

I would sell my Louis Vuitton collection for tickets to Bette Midler's concert.

Bette Midler is much better than Barbra Stresisand. And everybody knows it.

by cseim June 14, 2008

betterfication

to better the situation.

dude, that party was totally betterficationed because of me.

by Ivar the legless January 24, 2009

better than sex cake

Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.

Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"

Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"

Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."

Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"

Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"

Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"

Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"

Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"

by Thing 2 December 13, 2008

betta

as good as anything will ever be

Bro: i love grandma’s cornbread
Sis: Mmm hmm, don’t get no betta

by Nikki November 4, 2004

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

i have nothing else better to do

-sitting on your ass
-crackin so many jokes about someone that you have to stop talk about that person every other week.
-randomly making up definitions to better this web site
-bored out of your mind

Geo-"What are doing right now?"
JBZ-"Putting crazy words and phrases on this cool website."
Geo-"Why would yo do something like that?"
JBZ-"Because I have nothing else better to do."

Tony-"Why are vandalizing J-no's property?"
Geo & JBZ-"We have nothing else better to do.

by JG January 4, 2005

Bette

A chick; a woman; an otherwise non-descriptive female human being, usually in her 20s or 30s, often seen with two or more other women her age (described collectively as a "herd of bettes").

Usually used as a affirmative or positive colloquialism for an attractive woman or group of attractive women.

"Dude! Check out that bette over there! She's the bomb!"

"Whoa! Do you see that blonde number in that herd of bettes coming this way? I'd love to flush n fizz her tonight!"

"Holy shit!! Not again!! Who do these bettes think they are?!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010