The Old Belgian Clapper

The Old Belgian Clapper is when you have a dirty ass, you put your ass cheeks around a girls nose and fart as hard as you can.

Man did you hear how Frank gave Mary the old belgian clapper. He farted so hard the taco bell he ate shot out on her face.

by Tacotuesdaymon February 3, 2018

above knee begging

When your sex partners legs go numb form hours of reviving oral and they have to beg you to stop.

I was getting blown for so long by this guy that I Was to above knee begging him to stop

by Short stop guy June 5, 2018

The End Is The Beginning

the last episode of VLD, aka the unspeakable shitshow, aka the thing we are all currently trying to erase from our retinas

The End Is The Beginning was a complete shitshow and the characters deserved better than this

by Sarah Smiles May 7, 2021

Belgium dip

(1) When a man/woman sticks his/her nose in another woman's pussy to sexually pleasure her.
(2) When a man puts his nose in a cream pie.

Sally said that Bob was gonig to give her a Belgium dip, after their coffee and cream pie.

by Fuck Angel August 18, 2010

Bedgie

When the blowy J is so good that it sucks the bed sheets up your ass.

Bro,
That girl gives the meanest Bedgie.

by Thisoldog August 1, 2014

belgian creamer

When you're having aggressive intercourse with your partner and you stick your penis in their ear and they scream "I would like extra cream please!" And after you ejaculate in their ear punch them in the head until it comes out of the other ear

Oh man, my wife wants to try a Belgian creamer! WTF is wrong with her?!

by Pissmonkeyz May 24, 2016

Belgian Blintz

Two men are involved. One man excretes a shit log, immediately thereafter the two men ejaculate upon the stool, covering it completely. Then, each begins to consume the steamy stool from either side, chewing until they meet in the middle with a messy kiss.

I blintzed this dude at Scott's appartment the other night, it was totally fucked up.

by Fred Werfner July 2, 2004