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Juice beard

The result of a man orally pleasuring a woman. The man ends up with a light film of juice on his face resembling a beard. This beard is usually removable with the swift stroke of the forearm across the face and lips, removing the odorous moisture.
Dude, you and that girl were really going at it last night...Did you hose down your juice beard?
by Elwood1291 November 24, 2010
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Beard Envy

seeing someone else with a beard miles more epic than the one you are currently sporting, making you wish you hadn't shaved or wish you had one like it.
Skunk: dude look at that guy's beard, it's huge!
CD: I know i just got severe beard envy
by Captain Dale May 18, 2010
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Bear Lounge

A lounge located on the third floor of holy angles, maily occupied by addictive chewers and tobacco goers. Grizzly is sported often. Pools of saliva cover the floors and it smells of strong fragrence.
I want to go throw a monster in, in the Bear Lounge
by Pill Wagle October 26, 2010
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Bear Flu

Illnesses which are spread around at bear run conventions due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to bear flu.

This is synonymous with "Con Crud" or "Kennel Cough", but this is more specific to bear runs.
I had an amazing time at Texas Bear Round-up, but I ended up catching bear flu.
by Cubcake76 December 2, 2016
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apathy beard

When a person develops facial hair not because of a concious decision to change their look, but simply because they are lazy and/or don't care how they look.
"Hey man, are you growing a beard?"

"Nah, I just kinda stopped shaving for a few days. It's an apathy beard."
by rollercoasteradam May 15, 2008
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Sarah-Bear

A Sarah bear is a beautiful and wonderful creature that roams free in the land of its choosing. A Sarah-bear mostly spends its time with a Rob-dog and it’s friends. A Sarah-Bear is very much loved by its peers and they consider her to be one of the most important bear of their pack. A Sarah-bear’s diet mainly consist of people like you for breakfast and fizzy drinks to keep up her bubbly attitude.
TASClassof2009: We love Sarah-Bear
by Wrath of the Starfish August 7, 2009
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Bear in a Wheelchair

The state of being so inebriated that you find it extremely difficult, to speak, or function properly.
Aw man, last night I finshed off that 40 of liquor ... I was a fucking bear in a wheelchair!
by JesusLice December 14, 2009
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