Safe Rape

Safe Rape is when you attempt to rape someone, but you use protection to try to not inpregnate the victim.

Kevin: Hey, what were you up to last night?
Mark: Oh I safe raped this woman I found on the street yesterday. But it’s okay! I used a condom; crisis averted.
Kevin: DUDE!

by xXPU55Y_REKTER_9000Xx May 02, 2018

Safe zone

A zone where nobody ever gets hurt, knocked down, falls, or dies. Nobody disagrees over anything, argues, fights, or thinks differently. Everything is sterilized and functional, and vegan food is the only food because everyone else is wrong about what they eat and think, and danger is always someone else's fault.

The restaurant is a safe zone, and the country is becoming one. Nothing has to be based in reality in a safe zone, it's a zone where there is no suffering like in the real world.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

Getting Safe

The act of smoking marijuana, or getting high
Also referred to as:
"Lets get safe"

Earl "Hey bro were getting safe tonight, you in?"

Clyde "sure bro, you got bag".

by GB Define September 01, 2015

Safe one

An almalgamation of the phrases 'safe' and 'nice one' this common used phrase has it's roots in Cambridge surburbia, but is found in all areas of the UK

Tali: "I did like a million pieces of work today!"
Tom: "Safe one babes"

by twg1993 April 12, 2011

Safe Fuck

Get a dildo!!!!!!! The girl will absolutly love it. That way, you can kiss her and fuck her at the same time with no risks.

My boyfriend and me had a safe fuck because he had a dildo.

by SarahProkochuk March 15, 2008

dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only fishes for tuna."

by confusinomiton October 04, 2006

safe sex

1)The act of abstinence
2)Using contraception
3)Pulling out

The only way to be sure you wont get pregnant/diseased is to practice safe sex

by TheWickedHeart August 25, 2004