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pedo-baiting

A game, played by sociopathic suicidal weirdos with no survival instinct
13 year old :

'look at that silver fox! I bet he likes me!'

Other 13 year old: 'yeah, but it's not true love unless he'll do time for you'
13 year old:' he will. I've been practising my pedo-baiting How's my innocent blink?'
by ami_one October 8, 2013
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racial baiting

A dumb discord role that stops you from saying ni||ceca||r. Only for gullible mods to flex their ban powers over "someone baiting me into thinking they said the n word".
Person: don't say the n word
Person 2: dont worry i wont
Person 2: ni||ceca||r
Mod: ?pban @person2 racial baiting
by sta1ndaddy March 2, 2021
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batting off

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
You dickheads...
You need a dick to bat off to first
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So just keep polishing your dads knob everyday after school
HAHHAHAHAHHAH
Person 1 - Im going home to have a bat.
Person 2 - Me too.
Person 1 - You dont have a dick you sad fuck
Person 2 - So, my dad lets me jerk his cock off
by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 21, 2005
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empty batting average

A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.
Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.
by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011
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Cager Baiting

When a biker gets angry at someone in a car hoping they’ll apologize for their actions.
This biker got mad at me because they didn’t know what brakes are, but I didn’t apologize because I’m not a fan of cager baiting.
by McNiggason April 20, 2018
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batting practice

batting practice tonight after work?

dude i'm down
by diddydumdiddydo July 31, 2009
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bexting

backseat texting - similar to backseat driving. when you are texting someone and a friend is calling out what to say or what you have have written.
Tim: (texting friend) come downstairs we're almost there.
Mike: you should have told him we're here already.
Tim: thanks for bexting, next time you do the texting.
by thatg1rl August 25, 2009
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