Batter Bat

Hardened penis. An Erection.

Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.

by Meanie March 5, 2004

Battered

To be thoroughly beaten and humiliated on a regular basis. To be like Tottenham Hotspur.

Totmtenham get battered everywhere they go

by ryandrews74 November 27, 2021

Honey Glazed Battering Ram

The Honey Glazed Battering Ram is a sexual act the revolves around sticking a male's hard erection into an active beehive. After sticking it in. The male will smear the insides of the Beehive around they're penis, until completely covered. After the penis is covered they will immediately stick they're covered penis into a woman's dry unlubed anus.

Hey, sweetheart are you ready for the Honey Glazed Battering Ram?

by Wd420 August 4, 2025

pants batter

Another example of smeg. The,usually whiteish, residue in the crotch area of women's knickers. Can be glaringly obvious when dry with black knickers.

' my knickers are crusty with pants batter'
' I was so horny last night I can scrape my pants batter off and make porridge' yum

by In A Rut April 26, 2024

whale batter

whale sperm

Dude, did you see Chad get dosed with that whale batter?

by Thor Lebowski May 28, 2019

Batter Bazooka

Otherwise known as the custard cannon, the batter bazooka is the most dangerous weapon on the red blooded male body.

It has been known to lock onto a variety of targets, including those not specific to the human kind.

“Shazza couldn’t resist being locked onto by then batter bazooka”

by En3630 September 27, 2022

batter dipping

The art of deep frying anything that has been dipped in batter.

Carnivals, with their deep fried twinkies and snickers bars, are the best place for batter dipping.

by crisisincrisis August 29, 2012