Basic Joe

an adult male who tries hard to copy his buddies to the point he loses his personality just for the false sense of appearing cool in front of them.

Person one: you bitch, your momma doesn't count as a kiss.
person two: shut up basic Joe.

by Malzahar Quanarhin November 4, 2018

Basic Bitch

An attractive white girl (usually between the ages of 17 and 21) from any first world country that only cares about being popular online and dating jocks for their money and whatnot.

(2 guy nerds see a girl)
Nerd #1: Hey maybe I should ask her to hang with us a little later
Nerd #2: Dream on, she's a basic bitch

by Someone who lives on Earth December 27, 2017

basic bitch

a social climber bitch who is flirting with someone already taken/married and yet still flirting with someone else too while her so called bf/husband is not around.

basic bitch who is afraid to snatch her man like what she did to others...afraid of her own karma.

by martene March 6, 2015

Basic bitch

Typically a white girl, who wears leggings frequently and enjoys Starbucks a little too much. Known for their love of Uggs and Lattes, basic bitches are taking over society.

"Jesus, Katie VanVelsor is such a basic bitch."

"That bitch is so basic, I bet she wears her Uggs to sleep."

by sethcantskate October 29, 2014

Basic Bitch

One who spends the majority of their time at Starbucks, watching Netflix, and taking Instagram photos on snapchat.
This species wears uggs, sweaters, and looses their absolute shit over fall.

"Your a basic bitch"

by Idrathernotdealwithyourightnow September 13, 2016

basic bitch

A person that obsesses with being so basic that they bitch at you if you're less basic than them.

That basic bitch had no appreciation for any opulence, due to her jealous, pathetic embrace of self-martyrdom and her lack of individuality.

by Quantum Singularity August 27, 2015

below basic

A grade on a report that signifies that you're a piece of shit

Oh, you got below basic? You must be a piece of shit

by Cooperstyle July 2, 2016