Barnibiourus

James Kearns

Turkey

James Barnibiourus Kearns, called up for an assignment, sorry I'm late. Eating ass and taking names

by iiAmMango May 11, 2023

Baritone brother

Anyone who played the baritone or euphonium and lived in the 62040

I miss my baritone brothers from high school

by oracleofdelphi! May 24, 2023

barditis

the condition whereof a person cannot stop inadvertently rhyming, or speaking and writing in iambic pentameter

>"are you going to the store? toilet paper, we need more"
"you're doing it again, honey"
>"what do you mean? Is it something obscene?"
"i told you if you do the rhyming again going to divorce you Steve"
>"but Barditis is from what i suffer, i know our love is getting tougher, but please bear wi.."
"i'll just go to the store myself"

by spatula007 July 2, 2023

Barnstormer

A most astounding young man, who has a giant 18 inch slammer and walks around flattering all the fine young maidens, a man who all else look to, a truly extravagant individual who touches the souls of all those he…… inseminates

Girl 1- “look it’s barnstormer”
Girl2 -“OH MY GOD HAVE MY CHILDREN BARNSTORMER”

by Fishlips1 October 4, 2023

Barnett Formula

Introduced in 1979 by the Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Joel Barnett, it is the formula by which the devolved nations, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, get a disproportionate share of UK tax take. The result is that every year since, English taxpayers have been subsidising the populations of the devolved nations. (In the tax year 2019/20 the Barnett Formula allocated £32 Bn to Scotland).

Englishman in pub: that left wing tosser, Joel Barnett needs a good shagging. Thanks to him and his so called Barnett formula, my taxes are subsidising those tossers north of the border!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!

by Old Runner November 18, 2023

Bernitta

Beautiful

Erotic
Romantic

Naughty

Irritated all the time

Talkative

Teachable

Amazing

She is so amazing. She kinda reminds me of bernitta .

by yomamasopretty November 20, 2023

Barnicle

Old Irish clan - known for their spelling oversight and cryptic English. Despite their shortcomings to punctuate properly, they have a sponge like memory and a plethora of knowledge in horticulture and architecture. Please don't mistaken them for the crustaceans.

Mr. Barnicle caused a ripple effect of mishaps due to a missing comma.

by ILuvTheWeeknd November 29, 2023