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Baltimore Mailbox

During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?

Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
by Slick silly October 14, 2020
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Baltimore Zoo

Describing all the animals (people that act like animals) that live the city of Baltimore, Maryland.
Its going to be wild night in the Baltimore Zoo if the Ravens win the Super Bowel!

All the animals were out tonight in the Baltimore Zoo tonight!!
by sammgirl May 19, 2014
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Baltimore Black Beans

first you must let the liquid shit flow into the vessel then your sexual partner will spread their tiny rabbit dropping in the home thrown or bowl of any kind then together like ravenous hogs devour you shit stew. to increase the difficulty you may use a minuscule eating utensil or chopsticks.
hey , babe , would you ever want to try Baltimore black beans with me
by Lar1c August 17, 2024
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baltimore teenagers

baltimore teenagers are:
•guys asking for nudes every night from monday-thursday
•hunt valley on friday night
•jdance saturday night
•towson mall all day sunday
by yo123yo January 17, 2018
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baltimore blast

When a monongahela man is hitting a black female from behind, and right before she is ready to cum, the male tells her "look out ", and when she turns around, the guy will pull a gun and shoot her in the face. She'll never see it coming.
by moncity April 29, 2015
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baltimore person

A large African-American, typically male, that has a very dark complexion; A politically correct phrase to refer to a person of African descent.
That dude is so dark he’s nearly midnight. Must be a baltimore person.”
by theovondictionary July 18, 2023
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Baltimore Battering Ram

The act of pushing a penis against a woman's panties until it penetrates, like a Battering Ram.
John preformed a Baltimore Battering Ram on Jackie
by UglyGodAqua January 23, 2017
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