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ballaholics anonymous

A place where dogs with a tennis ball (chasing) addiction can go for moral and mutual support among other dog-peers in an effort to give up said addiction through a twelve step program.
Spot knew that Ballaholics Anonymous could help him face the demons that kept him driven into chasing fuzzy yellow tennis balls, hoarding tennis balls, and hiding his addiction from his human.
by Psychotrumpic January 22, 2021
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Ballthripler

The feeling on the males scrotum when is lady folks bottom blows his balls a kiss during coitus.
My dear... Did you just give me a "BALLTHRIPLER" ... The veg are vibrating
by FOSSIL-FUELS January 30, 2021
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ballcat

A dumbass who can't do anything right and falsely accuses people of doing terrible things.
"Man do I hate ballcat."
by DampBongo March 24, 2021
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Ballshave

An embarrassing typo or proof-reading failure in an important document.

Named for a proofing error in a British student newspaper which was meant to read "Previous Balls have been well attended"

However, it got published and sent to over 2000 parents and students as "Previous Ballshave been well attended."
Dear Teacher,
I apologize most profusely that my homework referred to King Cunt rather than King Canute. It was a total ballshave.
With deepest regrets,
Student

Student A: Shit - I was in such a hurry to hand in my thesis that I left in those sarcastic comments I drunkenly wrote about my supervisor in the acknowledgements section.
Unsympathetic Student B (laughing): Ballshave!

Editor: I don't mind aggressive journalism, but if we get sued because of a ballshave, I'll have your ass on a plate.
by BallShaver April 5, 2021
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Ballcat

Rudest and most slanderous person I have ever seen. Do not trust ball cats. Do not trust them.
"Ballcat was being a bitch today.."
"Yeah, her friend group harrassed me!"
by K.K. Clue biggest fan April 17, 2021
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Ballyholmian

A ballyholmian is a word used to describe those beings that assume they are above everyone. no matter what it is everything in their lives or anything they are associated with is automatically better and above all else
Don’t be such a ballyholmian, nobody likes snobs
by CDR TOMMY WLSN April 20, 2021
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ballcam

When the camera of a popular person ie a twitch streamer, is facing their balls (scrotum).
twitch viewer: ballcam when?
Streamer: 25k bits and then we'll talk.
by Thunderstorm77 May 20, 2021
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